I left town some 3 weeks ago
Pirate crew in tow
Set sail for riches and for gold
little did I know
They was scheming up a plan
To take this lass away
A lass ain’t no pirate they cried as they mutinied
That’s why I’m here today
They took-a ma sword
they took-a ma hat
They told me to walk the plank
Now I sit on the bloody hot sand
With only myself to thank
I left my ship some 3 weeks ago
My pirate crew too
Best take a good think
‘bout whether the pirate life’s for you
If ye be a lass with too many words
And not enough bite for ya bark
Be careful the pirate crew ye keep
‘Fore yer left to swim with sharks
Set sail from port ‘round 3 weeks ago
What a long journey I’ve had
I’ve yet to leave this cursed beach
But I’m doing the best I can
I’ve fashioned seaweed to a hat to keep me pirate pride
I’ve learned to fish and in short time
Made myself quite a life
There be a ship approaching
A ship that’s filled with dames
They say they need a captain and I say
It’s your lucky day